Probably not even kraft singles…and shame.
Imagine a thirteen year old girl standing in a crowded lunch line at her middle school; she’s holding a tray of hot food in her hands. She is not an unpopular kid, but isn’t what passes for “popular”...
View ArticleLick’n lunch with the boys…
I walked into the kitchen the other day and found myself standing behind Cool and Gman as they were seated at the island waiting to be fed lunch. They insist on being fed every single day, often...
View ArticleAce, Ace, Ace!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
It’s hard to believe that almost exactly 11 years from when most of you will read this, I was in a room with my family pounding cans of Natural Light from a cooler my brother had brought for me. He...
View ArticleRandom stuff as it comes to me brain…
Oh my goodness, let’s write a post! I’m so excited about all the great blog posts I’ve been reading that I want to take part, unfortunately, I ain’t got shit to say that makes sense to anyone about...
View ArticleA slow work day and stuff…
Hot damn, another post! If this post reads like it was put together hastily by a hungover jackass trying to kill time while not paying attention at a legal training seminar, that’s only because it was...
View ArticleMonday funday tale of the dented garage…with pics cuz words are hard!
Oh my Lord…sitting in this chair typing a post is much more relaxing than being at that nasty gym again. One of the many, many things that sucks ass about working out is that it’s supposed to be a part...
View ArticleIf i could go back in time…
I’d go back to lunch this afternoon and order a salad instead of that half fried chicken and giant plate of french fries I scarfed down. Holy crap, I can’t move! Hahaha, no, I’m kidding. I had that for...
View ArticleFamous people opinions are also just like assholes…
I never understood what the big deal was about famous people’s opinions. There’s been a lot of chatter today about comments made by former NFL quarterback turned sports talk radio host, Boomer Esiason,...
View ArticleComing out and photographic proof that i’m winning at parenting…
It’s no secret, that a person unfamiliar with this here blog would notice, pretty immediately, that 94% of the people who read and comment on this garbage are women. Women be bloggin’!! While I enjoy...
View ArticleI love my today yous the best…
A couple of nights ago, the two year old, G$, was a pistol. He’s always a pistol, but that night he was more so than even he normally is. He’s generally pretty good about getting to sleep nowadays, but...
View ArticleEh, it’s a late to the party post mostly about 2014 goals.
The other day, I wasted a good half an hour putting together a post that sort of summed up our Christmas break and rehashed my life in 2013. I was going through each month, sort of reliving my life...
View ArticleChristmas lights and other crap…yeah, it’s one of my pointless posts…
I took off from work today for no particular reason. Ace had a strings recital (she takes violin in school though I’ve heard her practice it at home exactly twice in the two years she’s had it) in the...
View ArticleChristmas lies just around the bend…
As per usual, I did not write a post for this Finish The Sentence Friday crowd in time to post it when it went live last night, and decided instead to kill 12 minutes at work doing it. Yay for me,...
View ArticleThank you, hose draggers of st. louis…
Here’s a pretty cool thing. So most of you people reading this blog know that one of the trades in the Donofalltrades arsenal is that of police officer. Here I am below playing all nice with a little...
View ArticleRockin’ arcade fun and a bumper sticker for your penis?
It’s a miserable, cold Friday morning. I decided to drink beer and watch the end of the Blues thrashing of the Islanders last night instead of writing a Finish the Sentence Friday post. In my defense,...
View ArticleThe buddhists are ruining christmas for christians…
I have no desire to criticize my daughter’s orthodontist because he’s my wife’s cousin and he put my daughter in a set of braces for a price that can’t be beat. Her teeth were all over the place when...
View ArticleFinish the sentence friday again. you tube clips so that’s cool, right?
Well alright, it’s another Finish The Sentence Friday and I’ve Finished Several Bud Light Limes watching the Blues play, so I’m going to participate again. You bloggers should join us sometime. I do it...
View ArticleThat time I went crazy…
I know I’ve posted twice this week already and it’s only Wednesday, but I read a post about a good cause and wanted to contribute to the cause myself. I know many of you are familiar with Movember....
View ArticleLots of stuff and a monday funday with G$…
When I’m extremely swamped and frustrated at work, I sometimes like to distract myself from doing actual work by whipping out quick posts about nothing in particular so I feel as though I’ve...
View ArticleMy favorite veteran…
Today is Veteran’s Day in the good ole’ US of A. Americans take the weekend to reminisce about loved ones, friends and strangers who served or are still serving in the military. I use to regret that I...
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